England Is Melting!

Jesus H Christ, it's warm innit!

Possibly the hottest it's ever been in this country in the history of forever and I have been stuck in the kitchen or at work (I work in an oven where old people and stroke victims are kept, also known as a nursing home).
Not really fair.
Everyone has a tan.
I am even whiter than usual as my skin is absorbing 3 grams of icing sugar every day.

GAY!

Today I am making a Hello Kitty castle, not sure why Hello Kitty has a castle as, for one she is not a princess, and for two she is a cat, but whatever, I do as I'm told! The customer is always right and all that!

I've also made 45 little bitesize cakes that are going to be topped with little chocoate swirls and chocolate love hearts (I'm so cute!)

Joe is still in London, but at least I have my little people back! I'm pretty much a single mum at the moment and I'm kind of kicking arse at it, the kids are immaculate and shiney happy, got to school on time and I even remembered to write in Ruby's reading record, oh yeah just call me Super Mum!

My little man (Chance, my son) and I have had a very musical day, we've listened to Velvet Underground, Kings of Leon and we've been shaking our little (not so little in my case) tushes to Beyonce, Chance has more of a ghetto booty than I. Little bit jealous. He can do that whole 'my arse is a shelf, watch it move up and down independent from the rest of body' dance, bit odd for a 2 year old boy, but what can I say some kids were made for the stage (possibly the Birdcage stage in his case!)
He has also spent a considerable amount of time riding up and down the garden on his electric quad bike wearing a corked aussie hat. The kid's got style!

Hope Joe gets offered a job in London today, if it was a job that paid £25,000 and the job title was 'Film Director' that would be massively awesome.

In the words of that one eyed Gabrielle, 'Dreams can come true'!

Right, I have castle turrets to make.

Toodles, Katy x